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Sound Bite 3.45:
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

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Sound Bite 3.44:
"This whole thing has gotten way too violent. I.. I.. I hate violence."

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Sound Bite 3.43:
"Navy... it's not just a job, it's an adventure."

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Sound Bite 3.42:
"He plays fast and big and he has the cash and the credit to turn out your lights."

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Sound Bite 3.41:
"We don't own any planes. We don't own no ships. We are not the people who are flyin' and floatin' that shit in here."

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Sound Bite 3.40:
"Until this afternoon, I had always believed that a man could love only one woman. I have been badly mislead."

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Sound Bite 3.39:
"I loved you in Wall Street!"

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Sound Bite 3.38:
"Unless you're into some intense kinky shit--and you never know after tonight--this Mercedes has a dead battery."

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Sound Bite 3.37:
"I've come here to create a new country for you called 'chaos', and a new government called 'anarchy'."

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Sound Bite 3.36:
"Yes I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics."

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Sound Bite 3.35:
"Don't ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless."

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Sound Bite 3.34:
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure and X never, ever marks the spot."

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Sound Bite 3.33:
"Doesn't this random scattering of sites seem desperately random, like the elaboration of a bad liar?"

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Sound Bite 3.32:
"Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit..."

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Sound Bite 3.31:
"There's just something about an anatomically-correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips."

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Sound Bite 3.30:
"At the time it was all the money in the world. Now it's a day's pay."

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Sound Bite 3.29:
"Godammit, I'd piss on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good. Let the boy in there..."

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Sound Bite 3.28:
"Poor people are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."

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Sound Bite 3.27:
"If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?"

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Sound Bite 3.26:
"That's like a duck making a lateral move to  à l'orange."

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Sound Bite 3.25:
"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"

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Sound Bite 3.24:
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"

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Sound Bite 3.23:
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

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Sound Bite 3.22:
"Look at you. Death is looking down your neck, and you're playing your little male come-on games."

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Sound Bite 3.21:
"My friend Harry and I are saving up money for a pet store. I got worms!"

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Sound Bite 3.20:
"I wanted to meet the man who could write such a long paper with so few adjectives."

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Sound Bite 3.19:
"Where does he get all those wonderful toys?"

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Sound Bite 3.18:
"That business with your tongue... what is that? That is disgusting!"

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Sound Bite 3.17:
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega."

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Sound Bite 3.16:
"I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got..."

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Sound Bite 3.15:
"Oh, obviously! The minute I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror!"

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Sound Bite 3.14:
"So this is hell, and there's a crucifix in it..."

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Sound Bite 3.13:
"This is where mechanical excellence, one thousand four hundred horsepower pays off..."

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Sound Bite 3.12:
"Assumption is the mother of all f**kups!"

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Sound Bite 3.11:
"I was working on a nice fat suspension, smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo..."

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Sound Bite 3.10:
"25 years? All I'm guilty of is bad taste..."

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Sound Bite 3.09:
"Are you offering me something hot?"

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Sound Bite 3.08:
"Who's coming with me, besides Flipper here?"

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Sound Bite 3.07:
"Besides... Melrose Place is a really good show!"

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Sound Bite 3.06:
"Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

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Sound Bite 3.05:
"By this evening those six centuries will be a rumour. They never happened. Today is history."

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Sound Bite 3.04:
"Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men."

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Sound Bite 3.03:
"Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot ya..."

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Sound Bite 3.02:
"What'd he do to ya, Frank, piss on your Hush Puppies?"

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Sound Bite 3.01:
"Look, you're not God - lifetime average withstanding."

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